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What you eat when you're trying to look like a god, but your pants still hang off you like a sad tent.

Bro, I'm on a carb diet, but my pizza still shows up at 2 a. m. like a thief.

I counted my protein, but my snack count was 17. I'm a monster.

I ate 3000 calories, but I still called my mom. That's a win.

The reason you're still alive, but your brain is dead from too much sugar.

I didn't eat protein today. I ate three donuts. My brain is now a donut.

My carbs are so high, my gym buddy thinks I'm a carb prostitute.

I only eat pizza and soda. My doctor says I'm a walking soda can.

The fancy word for the food that makes you feel like a king, even if you're still wearing your pajamas.

I ate 500 grams of carbs, but I still wore my pajamas to the gym. I'm a king in rags.

My protein is so high, my dog is now a protein bar.

I ate so much fat, my mirror is now a fat bar.

The reason you're still breathing, but your gym buddy is now your enemy.

I ate 100 grams of carbs. My gym buddy is now my enemy. He said I look like a carb monster.

I only ate protein. My gym buddy thinks I'm a protein thief.

I ate so much fat, my gym buddy said I look like a greasy sandwich.

What you eat when you're trying to look good, but your pants still look like they're about to break.

I ate 200 grams of carbs, but my pants are still like a jail cell.

I counted my protein, but my snack was 15. I'm a snack criminal.

I ate 5000 calories, but I still called my mom. I'm a snack king.

The fancy name for the food that makes you feel strong, even if your brain is now a donut.

I ate 100 grams of protein, but my brain is now a donut. I'm a protein donut.

I only ate carbs. My gym buddy said I look like a carb bagel.

I ate 5000 calories, but my brain is now a donut. I'm a calorie donut.