Macronutrient - What you eat when you're trying to look like a god, but your

What you eat when you're trying to look like a god, but your pants still hang off you like a sad tent.

Bro, I'm on a carb diet, but my pizza still shows up at 2 a. m. like a thief.

I counted my protein, but my snack count was 17. I'm a monster.

I ate 3000 calories, but I still called my mom. That's a win.