MacroBat - A guy who macrobates like it's a religion and probably has a

A guy who macrobates like it's a religion and probably has a shrine to Ctrl+Alt+Del.

He macrobated me in the middle of a Zoom call and said 'you're not ready for the truth.'

He macrobated my lunch break and turned my 10-minute break into a 2-hour YTMND marathon.

He macrobated my mom and told her she was 'a legend in the making.'