MacroBat

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A bat who thinks he's a god, but he's just a lazy, keyboard-pounding, 80's music-loving, rap-hating, face-melting, online ghost.
^v^ just flew into my DMs and yelled 'I'M FLYING!' while playing Journey to the Center of the Earth on YTMND.
He randomly appeared in my group chat and started a debate about whether Duran Duran was better than Vanilla Ice.
He sent me a 30-minute playlist of Bon Jovi and said 'this is my life.'
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A guy who macrobates like it's a religion and probably has a shrine to Ctrl+Alt+Del.
He macrobated me in the middle of a Zoom call and said 'you're not ready for the truth.'
He macrobated my lunch break and turned my 10-minute break into a 2-hour YTMND marathon.
He macrobated my mom and told her she was 'a legend in the making.'
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A person who gets so turned on by macaroni and cheese they might actually die from it.
He sent me a picture of macaroni and cheese and said 'I just came.'
He macrobated during a group project and said 'this is the best thing I've ever seen.'
He got so excited by macaroni and cheese he typed 'I'm gonna die' 10 times in a row.
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When you have so many shortcuts you might as well be a robot with a keyboard for a brain.
He used 17 shortcuts to open a single tab and said 'this is the future.'
He had a macro for every single letter and called it 'the ultimate power.'
He used a macro to type 'hello' and called it 'a masterpiece.'
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