Macrobara - A love for guys who are either huge or tiny, like they're fr

A love for guys who are either huge or tiny, like they're from another planet.

I saw a guy the size of a house and a guy the size of a rat, and I lost my mind.

My friend texted me, 'I just saw a guy who looked like a giant and a shrimp had a baby.'

I told my crush, 'You’re either a giant or a shrimp, and I’m into both.'