Macrobara

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A love for guys who are either huge or tiny, like they're from another planet.

I saw a guy the size of a house and a guy the size of a rat, and I lost my mind.

My friend texted me, 'I just saw a guy who looked like a giant and a shrimp had a baby.'

I told my crush, 'You’re either a giant or a shrimp, and I’m into both.'

Being obsessed with guys who are either like a mountain or a mouse.

My Macrobara friend said, 'I can’t get enough of guys who look like they could crush me or be my pet.'

At the gym, I saw a guy who looked like he could lift a car and another who looked like he could hide inside a shoe.

I told my mom, 'I’m dating a guy who looks like he could be a giant or a mouse.'

A crazy obsession with guys who are either huge or super small, like they’re from a different world.

My Macrobara friend said, 'I’m into guys who look like they could be a giant or could fit in my pocket.'

I saw a guy the size of a truck and another the size of a thumb, and I screamed.

I told my crush, 'You’re either a giant or a shrimp, and I’m into both.'

Loving guys who are either giant or tiny, like they’re from another dimension.

I saw a guy who looked like he could eat me whole and another who looked like he could fit in my sock.

My Macrobara friend said, 'I date guys who look like they’re from a different planet.'

I told my crush, 'You’re either a giant or a shrimp, and I’m into both.'

Being obsessed with guys who are either like a mountain or a mouse, and it’s the worst.

My Macrobara friend said, 'I can’t get enough of guys who look like they could crush me or be my pet.'

I saw a guy the size of a car and another the size of a pencil, and I fainted.

I told my crush, 'You’re either a giant or a shrimp, and I’m into both.'

A crazy love for guys who are either like a giant or a tiny bug, and it’s the worst.

My Macrobara friend said, 'I date guys who look like they could be a giant or a shrimp.'

I saw a guy the size of a building and another the size of a thumb, and I screamed.

I told my crush, 'You’re either a giant or a shrimp, and I’m into both.'