Macrat
A Macrat is a person who has more Macs than sense. They keep the old ones just because they’re ‘classy.’
He had a Mac that didn’t even work. He said it was ‘classy.’ I said it was dead.
She kept a Mac from 2003 because it had a keyboard. It was slower than my brother.
He kept a Mac just because it had a logo. It was like a religion.