Macrat

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A Macrat is a freak who hoards old Macs like they’re gold. They’ll keep a broken 1990s computer just because it once played Tetris.
I saw one guy keep a Mac from 1984 in his attic. It was bigger than a microwave.
My cousin’s garage is full of Macs. He says they’re ‘family.’ I say they’re dead.
He kept a Mac from 1998 just because it had a floppy disk. Who even uses those?!
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A Macrat is a person who treats Macs like sacred cows. They’ll keep a broken one just because it once had a keyboard.
He got a new Mac, but he kept the old one. It was slower. It was ancient.
She had five Macs on her desk. One of them didn’t even work. It was just there for show.
He kept a Mac just because it had a green screen. It was like a relic.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A Macrat is someone who thinks Macs are the best thing since sliced bread. They’ll keep a broken one just because it once booted up.
My neighbor has 10 Macs. Only one works. He says the others are ‘waiting for their turn.’
She kept a Mac from the 2000s just because it had a CD drive. Who uses CDs anymore?!
He kept a Mac just because it had a screen. It was barely alive.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A Macrat is a person who thinks Macs are better than people. They’ll keep a broken one just because it once had a fan.
He had a Mac that didn’t even work. He said it was ‘still useful.’ I said it was dead.
She kept a Mac from 2005 because it had a trackpad. It was slower than my grandma.
He kept a Mac just because it had a logo. It was like a cult.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A Macrat is someone who would rather keep a broken Mac than a working friend. They’re like the Macs they hoard.
He had a friend who left. He kept a Mac from 1999 instead. It was slower.
She broke up with her boyfriend but kept a Mac from 2001. It was like a relationship.
He had no money but kept a Mac just because it had a screen. It was like a life choice.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A Macrat is a person who has more Macs than sense. They keep the old ones just because they’re ‘classy.’
He had a Mac that didn’t even work. He said it was ‘classy.’ I said it was dead.
She kept a Mac from 2003 because it had a keyboard. It was slower than my brother.
He kept a Mac just because it had a logo. It was like a religion.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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