Macrat
A Macrat is a freak who hoards old Macs like they’re gold. They’ll keep a broken 1990s computer just because it once played Tetris.
I saw one guy keep a Mac from 1984 in his attic. It was bigger than a microwave.
My cousin’s garage is full of Macs. He says they’re ‘family.’ I say they’re dead.
He kept a Mac from 1998 just because it had a floppy disk. Who even uses those?!