Macon Drunk
When you drink so much you forget how to act like a human and start making everyone else feel like the joke.
At the party, he pointed at my cousin and said, 'You look like a man who got hit by a donut.'
She told the barista, 'I’m not ugly, I’m just permanently confused.'
He tried to dance but ended up falling into the pool and yelling, 'This is how you do it, man!'