Macon Drunk

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When you drink so much you forget how to act like a human and start making everyone else feel like the joke.
At the party, he pointed at my cousin and said, 'You look like a man who got hit by a donut.'
She told the barista, 'I’m not ugly, I’m just permanently confused.'
He tried to dance but ended up falling into the pool and yelling, 'This is how you do it, man!'
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When you’re so wasted you can’t control your body or your bladder, and it looks like you’re doing a battle with your pants.
He tried to walk but ended up faceplanting into the pizza box and said, 'This is the best part of the meal.'
She laughed so hard she peed on the floor and said, 'That’s how you win.'
He tried to high-five his friend but ended up hitting him with his elbow and his pants.
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