Macombie Homie
A Macombie Homie is someone who either lives in Macomb or has been there long enough to know that the only thing worse than a bad job is a bad college kid.
My cousin is a Macombie Homie. He has a degree and still works at the gas station.
I called my boss a Macombie Homie because he's got a degree and still can't spell 'Macomb'.
My friend's a Macombie Homie. He got a degree, but now he's stuck working at the only place that hires people with degrees.