Macombie Homie

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A Macombie Homie is someone who either lives in Macomb or has been there long enough to know that the only thing worse than a bad job is a bad college kid.
My cousin is a Macombie Homie. He has a degree and still works at the gas station.
I called my boss a Macombie Homie because he's got a degree and still can't spell 'Macomb'.
My friend's a Macombie Homie. He got a degree, but now he's stuck working at the only place that hires people with degrees.
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A Macombie Homie is a person from Macomb who’s too smart for the town but too dumb to get a real job.
My mom says my brother is a Macombie Homie. He got a degree and still works at the gas station.
I called my neighbor a Macombie Homie because he has a degree and still can’t spell 'Macomb'.
My friend's a Macombie Homie. He has a degree, but he still works at the only place that hires people with degrees.
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A Macombie Homie is a person from Macomb who’s too good-looking for the town but too bad at getting a job.
My friend’s a Macombie Homie. He looks like a movie star but still works at the gas station.
I called my cousin a Macombie Homie because he looks like a movie star and still can’t get a real job.
My neighbor’s a Macombie Homie. He looks like a movie star but still works at the only place that hires people with degrees.
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