Maclane
A softie who thinks they’re tough. Likes blondes and plays piano like it’s a battle. But they’ll fail if you mention tacos.
He played piano for my sister’s birthday. She threw a pie in his face. He cried.
He tried to impress me with his piano skills. I asked him about his cat. He cried.
He asked me to date him. I said no. He brought 10 tacos. I cried.