Maclane

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#sugar-coated idiot#taco lover#cat enthusiast

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A sugar-coated idiot who thinks they're cool. Loves blondes like they're going out of style. Can play piano but only if it doesn't interrupt their nap.
Maclane just asked me to marry him because he saw me eat a taco. I said no. He cried.
He tried to play piano while I was doing my nails. I gave him a tattoo. It says 'I survived Maclane.'
He asked me to move in with him. I said yes. Then I found out he has 12 cats.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A nice guy who’s also a total goofball. Has a soft spot for blonde girls and can play piano like it’s his job. But don’t let him near your food.
He played piano for my dog. The dog howled. I cried. He laughed.
He tried to flirt with my mom. She gave him a wedgie. He cried.
He asked me to dance. I said no. He brought a bunch of balloons. I cried.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A softie who thinks they’re tough. Likes blondes and plays piano like it’s a battle. But they’ll fail if you mention tacos.
He played piano for my sister’s birthday. She threw a pie in his face. He cried.
He tried to impress me with his piano skills. I asked him about his cat. He cried.
He asked me to date him. I said no. He brought 10 tacos. I cried.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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