mackra
A spider so big it could be a pet, and it probably would have eaten your brother if he didn't run out of the room screaming.
'The mackra was on my laptop and it looked like it was about to type a death threat.'
'I tried to kill the mackra with my shoe and it just looked at me like I was a weirdo.'
'My dad saw the mackra and he dropped his coffee like it was a spider fight championship.'