mackra

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A giant spider that thinks it's the boss of your bedroom and gives you the finger every time it crawls across your face.

'I saw a mackra on my sock and it was giving me side-eye like I owed it money.'

'My mom screamed when the mackra dropped from the ceiling like it was doing a karate chop on her head.'

'I stepped on a mackra and it hissed like it was going to bite my toe off and charge me rent.'

A spider so big it could be a pet, and it probably would have eaten your brother if he didn't run out of the room screaming.

'The mackra was on my laptop and it looked like it was about to type a death threat.'

'I tried to kill the mackra with my shoe and it just looked at me like I was a weirdo.'

'My dad saw the mackra and he dropped his coffee like it was a spider fight championship.'

A spider so big it could be the reason your mom doesn't let you sleep in the living room anymore.

'The mackra was on the wall and it was staring at me like it was going to come down and eat my face.'

'I tried to scare the mackra and it just laughed at me like I was a kid who forgot to do his homework.'

'My sister ran out of the room screaming when the mackra dropped from the ceiling like it was doing a spider karate chop.'