mackra
A giant spider that thinks it's the boss of your bedroom and gives you the finger every time it crawls across your face.
'I saw a mackra on my sock and it was giving me side-eye like I owed it money.'
'My mom screamed when the mackra dropped from the ceiling like it was doing a karate chop on her head.'
'I stepped on a mackra and it hissed like it was going to bite my toe off and charge me rent.'