Macklish
A type of speech that only makes sense to the person who drank it. It involves random words, body parts, and the occasional shout about a former lover.
"Why you no love me?", said while eating a whole pizza and crying.
"I’m a dragon. You’re a mouse. I’ll eat you.", yelled at a barista.
"My dog is the president. You’re fired.", shouted at a coworker during lunch.