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When drunks try to talk but it sounds like a goat was hit by a truck and then screamed into a blender. They can still walk but their brain is now a swamp.
"I’m gonna marry you and your mom.", said to a stranger at 2 a. m.
"Why is the sky green?", asked while wearing a sock on their head.
"I’m a king. You’re a peasant. Pay me.", shouted at a pizza delivery guy.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A type of speech that only makes sense to the person who drank it. It involves random words, body parts, and the occasional shout about a former lover.
"Why you no love me?", said while eating a whole pizza and crying.
"I’m a dragon. You’re a mouse. I’ll eat you.", yelled at a barista.
"My dog is the president. You’re fired.", shouted at a coworker during lunch.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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When a human turns into a babbling mess of bad decisions and bad grammar. They can still move but their tongue is now a spaghetti noodle.
"I’m gonna build a spaceship outta beer cans.", said while trying to balance on a chair.
"Why is the moon crying?", asked while wearing a hat made of confetti.
"I’m the god of tacos. You’re the devil of cereal.", yelled at a friend during a midnight snack.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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