Mackinac Island Stomach Pumper
This drink is like a party in your gut. It’s vodka, orange juice, and lava lamp goo. If you survive it, you might get a free helicopter ride, or a free trip to the hospital.
I drank one and my stomach started doing the twist. It was glorious.
My friend said it was the best thing since sliced bread, and then he threw up on it.
I drank it and now I’m famous. Or maybe just famous for being stupid.