Mackinac Island Stomach Pumper

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A summer drink from northern Michigan that will make your stomach feel like it’s been hit by a truck. It’s vodka, orange juice, and the hot goo from a lava lamp. You better hope the helicopter shows up to save you.

I drank a Mackinac Island Stomach Pumper and now I’m halfway to heaven, or the ER.

My cousin drank one and threw up in a helicopter. Classic.

I tried to be fancy and drank it in a suit. Now I look like a disaster.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

This drink is like a party in your gut. It’s vodka, orange juice, and lava lamp goo. If you survive it, you might get a free helicopter ride, or a free trip to the hospital.

I drank one and my stomach started doing the twist. It was glorious.

My friend said it was the best thing since sliced bread, and then he threw up on it.

I drank it and now I’m famous. Or maybe just famous for being stupid.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A drink so strong it could punch you in the face. Vodka, orange juice, and lava lamp sludge. You might get a helicopter ride, or you might get a lifetime ban from Mackinac Island.

I drank one and my stomach screamed. It was amazing.

My boss made me drink it and now I’m the office hero, or the office disgrace.

I drank it and my friend said I looked like a lava lamp. I took it as a compliment.

by Slangipedia 9d ago