Mackia
A Mackia is a woman so beautiful she could make a dragon blush and a vampire cry. She’s got a brain like a supercomputer and a heart like a sponge. She’s got a laugh that could make a ghost giggle.
My girlfriend is a Mackia. She’s got a body that could make a statue jealous.
My mom’s best friend is a Mackia. She’s got a smile that could make a saint sin.
My boss says I’m a Mackia. He probably means it because he’s still alive.