Mackia

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A Mackia is a woman so hot she could make a priest blush and a monk cry. She’s got thick hair like a bratwurst and eyes that could melt steel. She’s got a heart like a sponge and a laugh that could knock your socks off.
My ex is a Mackia. She left me for a man who had a better smile and a better credit score.
My cousin’s girlfriend is a Mackia. She’s got a body that could make a statue jealous.
My mom says I’m a Mackia. She probably means it because she’s still alive.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A Mackia is a woman who looks like she stepped out of a magazine and then kicked it in the face. She’s got a brain like a computer and a body like a dream. She’s got a laugh that could make a ghost smile.
My neighbor is a Mackia. She’s got a smile that could make a saint sin.
My sister’s best friend is a Mackia. She’s got a body that could make a mountain jealous.
My teacher says I’m a Mackia. She’s probably lying because she’s still alive.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A Mackia is a woman so beautiful she could make a dragon blush and a vampire cry. She’s got a brain like a supercomputer and a heart like a sponge. She’s got a laugh that could make a ghost giggle.
My girlfriend is a Mackia. She’s got a body that could make a statue jealous.
My mom’s best friend is a Mackia. She’s got a smile that could make a saint sin.
My boss says I’m a Mackia. He probably means it because he’s still alive.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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