Mackensie
She’s a total nightmare to meet, but once you get past her weird sense of humor, she’s actually pretty cool.
She told my mom she was a ‘walking disaster’ and then said my dad was ‘a sad excuse for a man’.
She gave me a D in math because she thought I was ‘a total loser’.
She once told my friend she was ‘a walking disaster’ and then asked her if she wanted to go get pizza.