Mackensie

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Mackensie is hot as hell, creative, and chill. She’s the kind of person who makes you wish you were her.

I swear she could paint with her toes and still look good doing it.

She’s the reason I failed math, she’s that good.

She’s the only person who could make me laugh when I got my face smashed into a wall.

She’s usually nice, but if you get on her bad side, she’ll beat your ass and then laugh in your face.

She punched my friend’s brother because he called her a ‘boring loser’.

I asked her why she didn’t just kill me after she beat me up, and she said, ‘Because I like you.’

She turned my dog on me because he wouldn’t stop barking at her.

She’s the kind of person you would die for, but she’ll never admit it. She’s got a great sense of humor and is absolutely wild with animals.

She once let a raccoon ride her shoulder during lunch break.

She saved my life when I fell off a cliff, and then told me I was an idiot.

She cried when my dog died, even though she said he was a ‘total idiot’.

She’s a total nightmare to meet, but once you get past her weird sense of humor, she’s actually pretty cool.

She told my mom she was a ‘walking disaster’ and then said my dad was ‘a sad excuse for a man’.

She gave me a D in math because she thought I was ‘a total loser’.

She once told my friend she was ‘a walking disaster’ and then asked her if she wanted to go get pizza.

She’s so good-looking, everyone wants to be her friend. She’s got the whole world wrapped around her finger.

She got the last slice of pizza just because she smiled at the teacher.

She got out of detention because the principal liked her.

She got my friend a job just because she said he was ‘kind of cute’.

Mackensie is short, but he’s got a big personality. He’s hilarious, smart, and will do anything for his family.

He got into a fight with a teacher because he said the teacher was ‘a total idiot’.

He got me out of a jam when I got caught stealing lunch.

He made my dog laugh by doing a dance in the middle of the hallway.