Mackaina
A crazy red-haired woman who thinks her ears are cute and lies about having blonde hair. She dates guys she hates, fudge them, then dumps them for their twin and dad like it's a game.
'I don't like him, but his dad is hot. So I dated him.'
'I've dated three of them. All of them were duds.'
'I swear I'm blonde. I just dye it sometimes.'