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A fiery red-haired freak who thinks her ears are cute, but we all know they're just big and annoying. She lies about having blonde hair and dates guys she hates, fudge them, then dumps them for their twin and dad.
'I don't like him, but his dad is hot.'
'I swear I'm blonde. I just dye my hair sometimes.'
'I dated three of them. All of them were idiots.'