Mackaina

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A fiery red-haired freak who thinks her ears are cute, but we all know they're just big and annoying. She lies about having blonde hair and dates guys she hates, fudge them, then dumps them for their twin and dad.
'I don't like him, but his dad is hot.'
'I swear I'm blonde. I just dye my hair sometimes.'
'I dated three of them. All of them were idiots.'
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A loud red-haired idiot who dates guys just because they're hot, even if they're total duds. She fudge them, dumps them, and then goes for their twin and dad like it's a religion.
'I don't care if he's a dud. His dad is hot.'
'I dated him, then his twin, then his dad. It was a journey.'
'I don't even like him, but he's hot.'
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A red-haired lunatic with huge ears who lies about being blonde and dates guys just because they're hot. She fudge them, dumps them, and then goes for their twin and dad like it's a habit.
'I don't like him, but his dad is hot. So I dated him.'
'I've dated three of them. All of them were duds.'
'I swear I'm blonde. I just dye it sometimes.'
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A crazy red-haired woman who thinks her ears are cute and lies about having blonde hair. She dates guys she hates, fudge them, then dumps them for their twin and dad like it's a game.
'I don't like him, but his dad is hot. So I dated him.'
'I've dated three of them. All of them were duds.'
'I swear I'm blonde. I just dye it sometimes.'
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A loud red-haired woman who lies about being blonde and dates guys she hates. She fudge them, dumps them, and then goes for their twin and dad like it's a tradition.
'I dated him, then his twin, then his dad. It was a tradition.'
'I don't even like him, but his dad is hot.'
'I swear I'm blonde. I just dye it sometimes.'
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A red-haired freak with huge ears who lies about being blonde and dates guys she doesn't like. She fudge them, dumps them, and then goes for their twin and dad like it's a joke.
'I don't like him, but his dad is hot. So I dated him.'
'I've dated three of them. All of them were duds.'
'I swear I'm blonde. I just dye it sometimes.'
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