Macintosh Sleeping Sickness - A problem where Apple laptops either can't sleep or can't wa

A problem where Apple laptops either can't sleep or can't wake up. It's like the laptop has a grudge against you.

I told my laptop to sleep, and it just rolled its eyes and stayed awake.

My MacBook won't wake up. It's been ignoring me for hours.

This laptop is so sleepy, it might just fall over and die.