Macintosh Sleeping Sickness

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A curse that hits Apple laptops when they can't wake up or go to sleep. It's like the laptop got locked in a jail cell and forgot the code.
My MacBook has been asleep for three days. I think it's dead.
This laptop is more stubborn than my uncle during tax season.
I tried to wake it up, and it just blinked at me like it was tired of my nonsense.
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A problem where Apple laptops either can't sleep or can't wake up. It's like the laptop has a grudge against you.
I told my laptop to sleep, and it just rolled its eyes and stayed awake.
My MacBook won't wake up. It's been ignoring me for hours.
This laptop is so sleepy, it might just fall over and die.
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A disease that affects Apple laptops when they can't go to sleep or wake up. It's like the laptop has a brain fart.
My laptop went to sleep and never came back. It's like it's on vacation and forgot to tell me.
This laptop has a brain fart so big, it can't even wake up.
I tried to wake it up, and it just gave me the silent treatment.
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