Macintosh Sleeping Sickness
A curse that hits Apple laptops when they can't wake up or go to sleep. It's like the laptop got locked in a jail cell and forgot the code.
My MacBook has been asleep for three days. I think it's dead.
This laptop is more stubborn than my uncle during tax season.
I tried to wake it up, and it just blinked at me like it was tired of my nonsense.