macine - When you use an Apple product or eat a Big Mac from McDonald

When you use an Apple product or eat a Big Mac from McDonald's, both are terrible.

'I'm a macine and I hate Apple', said by a kid who's been using an Apple product all day.

'I'm a macine and I ate a Big Mac', said by a kid who's full and tired.

'He's a macine and I don't want to be one', said by a kid who wants to use a different brand.