macine

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A stupid way to spell 'machine'. Used by people who can't spell and probably can't count to ten.

'I use a macine to play video games', said by a kid who can't spell 'machine' and still can't count to ten.

'Macine is the best thing ever', said by a man who thinks he's a genius but actually isn't.

'My mom says I should use a macine', said by a kid who has no idea what a machine is.

A weird guy who sticks his toe in his belly button for some kind of weird pleasure, like a weird version of an orgasm.

'I saw a macine in the park doing weird stuff', said by a kid who was too scared to ask what he was doing.

'My brother is a macine', said by a kid who's been stuck with him for weeks.

'He's a macine and I don't want to know what that means', said by a kid who's trying to stay sane.

A guy trying to impress girls by being flirty and showing off.

'He's such a macine', said by a girl who's been hit on by him all day.

'He's the macine of the group', said by a guy who's tired of him flirting with everyone.

'He's a macine and I can't take it anymore', said by a girl who's been flirting with him for hours.

To beat someone up, eat everything on your plate, or yell at someone like they owe you money.

'I macined him for not paying me back', said by a guy who got angry and yelled at his friend.

'I macined my food and it was amazing', said by a kid who ate everything on his plate.

'He macined me and I didn't even know what he was talking about', said by a kid who was confused and mad.

A romantic relationship between a man and a woman of different races, usually with a lot of drama.

'My mom is in a macine with my dad', said by a kid who has no idea what that means but still knows it's cool.

'He's in a macine with her', said by a kid who's trying to figure out why they're together.

'They had a macine and now they're fighting', said by a kid who's been watching them argue all day.

A guy who plays games on a Mac and has no idea why everything is broken.

'I'm a macine and my computer is broken', said by a kid who can't fix his Mac.

'He's a macine and his game keeps crashing', said by a kid who's been playing with him for hours.

'I'm a macine and I don't know why my game is broken', said by a kid who's tired of his computer.

When you use an Apple product or eat a Big Mac from McDonald's, both are terrible.

'I'm a macine and I hate Apple', said by a kid who's been using an Apple product all day.

'I'm a macine and I ate a Big Mac', said by a kid who's full and tired.

'He's a macine and I don't want to be one', said by a kid who wants to use a different brand.