macine
A guy who plays games on a Mac and has no idea why everything is broken.
'I'm a macine and my computer is broken', said by a kid who can't fix his Mac.
'He's a macine and his game keeps crashing', said by a kid who's been playing with him for hours.
'I'm a macine and I don't know why my game is broken', said by a kid who's tired of his computer.