maciecakes
a Myspace loser who rides a train full of losers, has 5000 friends who ignore her, and uses Photoshop to hide her ugly pizza face. she’s the king of Myspace loserdom.
DM: 'I added you because you had 5000 friends. I don't even know who you are.'
Status: 'I took 100 selfies to find the perfect one. This is the 37th.'
Comment: 'You’re not hot. You’re just desperate.'