maciecakes

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a Myspace loser who rides a train full of losers, has 5000 friends who ignore her, and uses Photoshop to hide her ugly pizza face. she’s the king of Myspace loserdom.

DM: 'I added you because you had 5000 friends. I don't even know who you are.'

Status: 'I took 100 selfies to find the perfect one. This is the 37th.'

Comment: 'You’re not hot. You’re just desperate.'

by Slangipedia 21h ago

a Myspace trash can who rides a train of trash, has 5000 friends who don't care, and spends all day hiding her pepperoni face. she’s the worst Myspace user ever.

Status: 'My friends are fake. My face is real. I don’t like either.'

DM: 'You’re not a beauty. You’re a disaster.'

Comment: 'She uses Photoshop like it’s a religion.'

by Slangipedia 21h ago

a Myspace nobody who takes a train of nobodies, has 5000 friends who never speak, and hides her ugly pizza face. she’s the queen of Myspace nonsense.

Status: 'I added 5000 friends. None of them talk. I’m sad.'

Comment: 'She has more friends than a pizza place.'

DM: 'You’re not a queen. You’re a loser.'

by Slangipedia 21h ago