Machxime
Machxime is when two guys from Despicable Me act like they're in love just to make the fans cry and yell at the internet.
'Why do they have to be so cute together?', A fan crying in a Discord server
'I ship them because they’re both ugly and I hate them.', A superfan who also hates everything
'Machxime is just a way to get more merch.', A business person who only cares about money