Machxime

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Machxime is when Maxime Le Mal and El Macho get all hot and bothered and pretend they're in love even though they both hate each other's guts.

'I can't stand him, but I still want to marry him.', Maxime, during a fanfic argument

'If I have to kiss him one more time, I'm gonna throw up.', El Macho, after a bad fanart

'Machxime is the worst ship ever, but I still ship it.', A confused fan at 3 AM

Machxime is when two guys from Despicable Me act like they're in love just to make the fans cry and yell at the internet.

'Why do they have to be so cute together?', A fan crying in a Discord server

'I ship them because they’re both ugly and I hate them.', A superfan who also hates everything

'Machxime is just a way to get more merch.', A business person who only cares about money

Machxime is when Maxime Le Mal and El Macho act like they're in love even though they’re both lazy and hate doing anything.

'I ship them because they both just wanna nap and ignore everyone.', A tired fan

'Machxime is the only ship that makes sense.', A person who also hates life

'They’re both too lazy to hate each other properly.', A fellow lazy person