Machuga
A Machuga is like the most awesome person ever, but with superpowers and a serious case of middle finger energy. You would do anything to be friends with one, even if it means giving up your soul.
My friend tried to flirt with a Machuga and got rejected so hard, he forgot his own name.
I got cursed by a Machuga for stepping on his shoe.
My mom said I’d be friends with a Machuga if I cleaned my room for a year.