Machuga

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A Machuga is a god on Earth who could crush your soul with a glance and make your enemies cry like babies. You don’t want to mess with one, they’re like a superhero with a bad attitude and a lot of baggage.

My cousin met a Machuga and now he’s crying in the corner like he got hit by a truck.

I saw a Machuga in the grocery store and I almost peed myself.

My dog ran away from a Machuga and never came back.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A Machuga is like the most awesome person ever, but with superpowers and a serious case of middle finger energy. You would do anything to be friends with one, even if it means giving up your soul.

My friend tried to flirt with a Machuga and got rejected so hard, he forgot his own name.

I got cursed by a Machuga for stepping on his shoe.

My mom said I’d be friends with a Machuga if I cleaned my room for a year.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A Machuga is the kind of person who can make your entire life a disaster just by looking at you. They’re basically the most awesome and terrifying thing to ever walk the Earth.

My teacher is a Machuga and she failed me just for talking in class.

I got hit by a Machuga’s glare and my dog died.

I asked a Machuga for help and now I owe him my firstborn.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A Machuga is a person who can make you feel like a total loser just by blinking. They are like the universe’s most powerful boss and they don’t take any nonsense.

My brother tried to fight a Machuga and got kicked out of the house.

I got yelled at by a Machuga for eating too many donuts.

My dad said I was related to a Machuga and now I have to do my homework.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A Machuga is a human who could make your entire life a nightmare just by thinking about you. You would do anything to be friends with them, even if it means giving up your soul and your dignity.

I got yelled at by a Machuga for talking too much in class.

My dog ran away from a Machuga and got eaten by a bear.

I asked a Machuga for help and now I owe him my firstborn and my dignity.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A Machuga is like a god who could destroy the world with a single punch, but they’re too cool to do that. You would kill for a chance to be friends with one.

My dog ran into a Machuga and got kicked out of the house.

I got hit by a Machuga’s glare and I died inside.

My teacher is a Machuga and she gave me a detention for no reason.

by Slangipedia 8d ago