Machu-Pichu
A famous mountain and a nickname for Matthew. It’s like when your parents think you’re a rockstar, but you’re just playing the guitar wrong.
Machu-Pichu: the guy who tried to be a rockstar but just strummed the guitar wrong.
Machu-Pichu thinks he’s a legend but just forgot his homework again.
Machu-Pichu is the guy who took a geography class and thought it was a nickname.