Machu-Pichu

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A mountain in South America and also a nickname for a guy named Matthew. It’s like giving a fat kid a nickname that sounds fancy but still makes everyone laugh.

Hey Machu-Pichu, why’d you eat the last donut?

Machu-Pichu is just Matthew who got a second chance at being cool.

Machu-Pichu: the guy who thought 'Matthew' was a foreign language.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A place in South America and a stupid nickname for Matthew. It’s like when your teacher thinks you’re smart but you’re just copying your friend’s homework.

Machu-Pichu: the guy who thought he was a genius but failed math.

Why’s Machu-Pichu always in the front row? He’s trying to escape the teacher’s eyes.

Machu-Pichu is just Matthew who got a nickname and still doesn’t know how to spell his name.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A famous mountain and a nickname for Matthew. It’s like when your parents think you’re a rockstar, but you’re just playing the guitar wrong.

Machu-Pichu: the guy who tried to be a rockstar but just strummed the guitar wrong.

Machu-Pichu thinks he’s a legend but just forgot his homework again.

Machu-Pichu is the guy who took a geography class and thought it was a nickname.

by Slangipedia 8d ago