Machscott
He moves like a turtle on a lazy Sunday. He doesn’t walk. He drifts.
He said he was going to the gym. He left at 10 a. m. He got there at 12:30 p. m. He didn’t even break a sweat.
He walked so slow, I could’ve eaten a whole pizza while he walked 5 feet.
He took 1 hour to get to the store. He had time to take a 10-minute nap on the way.