Machscott

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Moves like a dead snail in a traffic jam. Takes forever to get anywhere. The human version of a glacier.
I waited 10 minutes for Machscott to show up. He was still eating a donut.
He got stuck behind a turtle on the way to the store. Classic.
He took 20 minutes to walk 2 blocks. I called him a walking slow motion movie.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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The reason why everyone else is always ahead. You think he’s going somewhere. He’s just standing there.
Machscott said he was going to the mall. He left at 11 a. m. He got there at 1:30 p. m.
He took 45 minutes to go to the bathroom. I swear he took a nap.
He walked so slow, I could’ve run a marathon while he was still walking.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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He’s not moving. He’s just pretending he’s moving. Like a zombie with a broken brain.
He said he was going to the party. He left at noon. He got there at midnight. I think he stopped to eat a sandwich.
He walked so slow, I could’ve danced a full dance while he walked 10 feet.
He took 1 hour to walk to the store. He had time to read a book and take a nap.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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He’s not just slow. He’s the king of slow. He’s the slowest in the slowest club.
He took 20 minutes to walk to the park. I walked there in 5 minutes. He was still walking.
He walked so slow, I could’ve walked a marathon while he took a 5-minute break.
He left the house at 8 a. m. He got to work at 10 a. m. He took a nap on the way.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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He moves like a turtle on a lazy Sunday. He doesn’t walk. He drifts.
He said he was going to the gym. He left at 10 a. m. He got there at 12:30 p. m. He didn’t even break a sweat.
He walked so slow, I could’ve eaten a whole pizza while he walked 5 feet.
He took 1 hour to get to the store. He had time to take a 10-minute nap on the way.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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He’s not walking. He’s waddling. He’s the slowest human being on Earth.
He took 1 hour to walk to the store. He had time to read a book and take a nap.
He left the house at 9 a. m. He got there at 11 a. m. He took a break in the middle of the street.
He walked so slow, I could’ve run a marathon while he walked 10 feet.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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