Macho Nut - A guy who jacks off while pretending he’s a wrestling champi

A guy who jacks off while pretending he’s a wrestling champion, even though he’s just yelling at his mom.

I did a Macho Nut and screamed, 'I’M THE CHAMPION!' while eating my dinner.

I kicked my brother’s door off and yelled, 'I’M UNSTOPPABLE!'

I did it while wearing sunglasses and a sock on my head.