Macho Nut

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A man who farts, screams like a madman, and jacks off while pretending he’s in a wrestling match, even if he’s just fighting a couch.

I just did a Macho Nut and kicked my dog’s head off.

I peed on the floor and shouted, 'I AM THE CHAMPION!'

I flexed so hard my shirt came off and my neighbor called the cops.

When a guy jerks off while yelling like he’s in a rage and thinks he’s going to win a prize, even if the prize is just a bag of chips.

I did a Macho Nut and screamed so loud my cat ran away.

I flexed so much my pants fell off and my mom came in.

I did it while wearing a sock on my head and yelled, 'I’M THE BEST!'

A guy who jerks off while pretending he’s in a wrestling match, even though he’s just yelling at a toaster.

I did a Macho Nut and kicked my brother’s door down.

I screamed, 'I’M THE CHAMPION!' and threw my shoe at the wall.

I did it while wearing a hat and shouted, 'I’M UNSTOPPABLE!'

When a man jacks off like he’s winning a wrestling match, even though the only person watching is his dog.

I did a Macho Nut and yelled, 'I’M THE BEST!' while eating a sandwich.

I screamed so loud my neighbors came out and yelled back.

I did it while wearing a shirt that said 'I’M THE CHAMPION!' and it fell off.

A man who jerks off while yelling like he’s going to win a prize, even if the prize is just a bag of chips and a banana.

I did a Macho Nut and screamed, 'I’M THE CHAMPION!' while eating a banana.

I flexed so much my shirt came off and my mom called the cops.

I kicked my brother’s door off and yelled, 'I’M THE BEST!'

A guy who jacks off while pretending he’s a wrestling champion, even though he’s just yelling at his mom.

I did a Macho Nut and screamed, 'I’M THE CHAMPION!' while eating my dinner.

I kicked my brother’s door off and yelled, 'I’M UNSTOPPABLE!'

I did it while wearing sunglasses and a sock on my head.