Macho Metro - A guy who thinks he’s manly but spends more time on his face

A guy who thinks he’s manly but spends more time on his face than on his fights. He’s got a skincare routine that’s longer than a textbook.

I used a face wash. My face is now my new best friend.

I got a haircut. It took longer than my last argument.

I used a toner. My face is now a masterpiece.