Macho Metro

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A straight man who acts like a girly boy but still thinks he’s tough. He’s got more hair products than a salon and still calls his gym ‘the meat market.’

I spent $50 on beard oil. My beard is smoother than my ex’s lies.

I got a pedicure. My toes look like they’re ready for a date.

I cried at the dog movie. I blame the mascara.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A man who thinks he’s manly but spends more time on his looks than on his job. He’d rather do a face mask than lift weights.

I skipped work to get a manicure. My nails are now my pride.

I used a toner. My face is now a mirror.

I got a haircut. It took longer than my last breakup.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A dude who thinks he’s tough but spends more time in the beauty aisle than the weight room. He’s got a skincare routine that’s longer than his to-do list.

I have a 10-step skincare routine. My face is smoother than my boss’s ego.

I used a serum. My skin glows like I just won a prize.

I got a brow wax. My eyebrows are now my best friend.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A man who acts like a man but spends more time on his looks than on his life. He’s got more products than a pharmacy and still calls it ‘manly.’

I bought a lip gloss. My lips are now my favorite feature.

I did a facial. My skin is now my new identity.

I got a haircut. It took longer than my last Netflix binge.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A guy who thinks he’s manly but spends more time on his face than on his fights. He’s got a skincare routine that’s longer than a textbook.

I used a face wash. My face is now my new best friend.

I got a haircut. It took longer than my last argument.

I used a toner. My face is now a masterpiece.

by Slangipedia 8d ago