Macho Metro
A dude who thinks he’s tough but spends more time in the beauty aisle than the weight room. He’s got a skincare routine that’s longer than his to-do list.
I have a 10-step skincare routine. My face is smoother than my boss’s ego.
I used a serum. My skin glows like I just won a prize.
I got a brow wax. My eyebrows are now my best friend.