Macho Mary
A man who thinks he's tough, but he's just a big kid who cries when he gets a bad grade and wears a tutu to karaoke.
My dad is a Macho Mary, he yells at the TV but wears a tutu to karaoke every week.
That guy at the gym who flexes but cries during sad songs is a Macho Mary.
He called me a wimp for wearing socks with sandals, but he wears a tutu to work.